when they unfreeze javik from stasis and he begins to acclimate to this future cycle and discovers that all video game consoles are currently restrictive, exclusive, and pointlessly over-complicated, not to mention geared toward online interaction instead of actual games and gameplay, he has to be physically restrained by the rest of the crew while attempting to throw the on-board consoles—the xeno-box 1; the space station 3; the wii universe—out of the airlock
‘how can it be,’ he laments, ‘that instead of improving, video game consoles in this cycle are merely more annoying and expensive than ever?’
(later, he requests a raise in order to buy dragon age 57 and all 342 dlc expansion packs necessary for optimal gaming experience.)
I can’t believe The Illusive Man fucking bought tumblr
by Mr Riar
Luna was looking for wallpapers
The top one is my favorite
The SFM god.
Another OTP for the Mirror of Erised meme:
An AI has very few desires. Her reflection laughs silently, smiles a genuine smile, moves with the ease of someone comfortable in a body. The ease of someone who understands.
A lot of people would figure he sees himself standing tall and strong, free of braces or crutches or meds. Nope. Creaky as ever, he leans on his girlfriend’s metal shoulder, but his grin is a mile wide as he introduces her and Shepard — living, breathing Shepard — to the freckle-faced girl in flight school uniform. She shares her brother’s smile.
Gorillaz | On Melancholy Hill
not even the future has a cure for acne caused by severe dorkery
There are two kinds of people